‘Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fvcking big television choose washing machines cars compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a threepiece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fvck you are on a Sunday morning’